HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

Nose somebody who wants a unique present? Try “Magnificent Memphis Scents” candles

 

Local failed t-shirt company Mid-South Flair is introducing a new line of 901-inspired candles just in time for the holiday season.

“The entire team has been locked away in a poorly ventilated supply closet experimenting with various scents and smells,” said MSF spokesperson Douglas Furr. “Actually, there seems to be a lot of the same smell drifting out from in there. ARE YOU SLACKERS SMOKING IN THERE AGAIN?!?!?!?”

The current candle line-up includes:

  • PANCHO’S CHEESE DIP
  • TRAFFIC JAM ON 2-40
  • ICE CAPADES AT THE MALL OF MEMPHIS
  • SUMMER AVENUE TACO TRUCK
  • ONE TOO MANY ON BEALE STREET
  • PARKWAY VILLAGE SUNRISE
  • THE JUNGLE ROOM
  • WEEKEND AT PICKWICK
  • ORPHEUM GHOST
  • UGLIEST BUILDING ON COVINGTON PIKE
  • CATFISH CABIN
  • MONDAY NIGHT WRASSLIN’ AT THE COLISEUM
  • ORANGE MOUND
  • ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY FRAGRANT